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by Derek
Wed May 23, 2018 8:43 pm
Forum: Mali forum za veliki odmor
Topic: ATTENTION: Forced forum update; Badgerella may break.
Replies: 10
Views: 6006

ATTENTION: Forced forum update; Badgerella may break.

Hi, all... After 9 amazing years of working perfectly, this forum may be about to break. Some of the software we use is so old that our webhost is forcing an update, and this may well break some or all of the forum... especially because we use a lot of custom stuff (themes, smileys) from many years ...
by Derek
Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:00 am
Forum: Ovo je crklo i drugi problemi
Topic: Technical Updates - Tehnički Ažuriranja za server i forum
Replies: 42
Views: 24407

Re: Technical Updates - Tehnički Ažuriranja za server i foru

03 August 2011 Updated phpbb version to 3.0.9 Changed spambot countermeasures to Question and Answer format To prevent spambots, we need more questions that could be easily answered by people from the Balkans, but which would be very hard for an automated Google search bot to solve. We need these q...
by Derek
Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:21 pm
Forum: Ovo je crklo i drugi problemi
Topic: Technical Updates - Tehnički Ažuriranja za server i forum
Replies: 42
Views: 24407

Re: Technical Updates - Tehnički Ažuriranja za server i foru

13 June 2011 Changed registration verification anti-spambot task (CAPTCHA) to ReCaptcha, the same one Google uses. It's easier to read, better for any visually impaired forum users (like my wife, given that she married me), and more effective than the ones we've tried before. So far not a single sp...
by Derek
Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:51 am
Forum: Ovo je crklo i drugi problemi
Topic: Technical Updates - Tehnički Ažuriranja za server i forum
Replies: 42
Views: 24407

Re: Technical Updates - Tehnički Ažuriranja za server i foru

12 June 2011 Fixed a critical error that was preventing users from viewing the forum. - This error had been caused by attempting to block pretty much all of China. However, blocking 100,000 IPs was not practical with the server's amount of memory. Damn you, Mongolians! Unblocked Chinese IP ranges. ...
by Derek
Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:43 am
Forum: Ovo je crklo i drugi problemi
Topic: Technical Updates - Tehnički Ažuriranja za server i forum
Replies: 42
Views: 24407

Re: Technical Updates - Tehnički Ažuriranja za server i foru

10 June 2011 Changed account registration anti-spambot measures. Banned chongsoft.com domain Pre-emptively banned all Chinese users This should cut down on the number of spammers. In the future, we may institute a Balkans-only question as a user authentication, but we'd have to figure out a question...
by Derek
Sat Feb 26, 2011 2:51 pm
Forum: Ovo je crklo i drugi problemi
Topic: Technical Updates - Tehnički Ažuriranja za server i forum
Replies: 42
Views: 24407

Re: Technical Updates - Tehnički Ažuriranja za server i foru

You're alive! :shock: :dance: Yes, just busy. I do, however, regularly calm myself with thoughts of your breasts. Anyway, it looks like the forum upgrade went perfectly , and that the changes I made have successfully kept spammers from even attempting to register. You ladies can be sure that this f...
by Derek
Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:29 pm
Forum: Ovo je crklo i drugi problemi
Topic: Technical Updates - Tehnički Ažuriranja za server i forum
Replies: 42
Views: 24407

Re: Technical Updates - Tehnički Ažuriranja za server i foru

25 February 2011

I updated this forum to phpBB 3.0.8 from 3.0.6. I'm hoping to eventually crush the flow of spammers who are trying to sign up for the forum. They have not been able to post, but it's been annoying deleting the inactive accounts.

--Derek
by Derek
Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:07 pm
Forum: Svastara
Topic: ÄŒestitarski topic
Replies: 1689
Views: 407446

Re: ÄŒestitarski topic

piplica wrote:You were born on my 14th birthday... :hiding:
The only thing that makes aging more comforting:

I'm old, but you're really old.

:laugh:
by Derek
Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:01 pm
Forum: Svastara
Topic: ÄŒestitarski topic
Replies: 1689
Views: 407446

Re: ÄŒestitarski topic

Hvala for puno rođendan želje, slatki ljudi! ....Wait, what the fuck? I... I put for in there? :neznam: Seriously. Hvala za puno rođendan želje, slatki ljudi! Slatki, dobro Hrvatski-govorim ljudi. Simpaticni ljudi. Also, I think that, while in bed one late night in Croatia, I figured out your nu...
by Derek
Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:03 am
Forum: Kruha i igara
Topic: 'ajmo brojat' - u slikama
Replies: 1022
Views: 269973

Re: 'ajmo brojat' - u slikama

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by Derek
Sat May 29, 2010 5:18 pm
Forum: Stranger in a Strange Land
Topic: Once upon a time in America
Replies: 2703
Views: 706978

Re: Once upon a time in America

I think all of you can easily disregard Derek's remark about kids - so far, he has gotten himself all the way to the emergency room because of his own behaviour really insanely similar to those of a kid. He had too much fun watching TV while not eating or drinking anything at all. At age... manymor...
by Derek
Sat May 29, 2010 5:06 pm
Forum: Stranger in a Strange Land
Topic: Once upon a time in America
Replies: 2703
Views: 706978

Re: Once upon a time in America

well it appears children can get so immersed in their games and having fun that they simply don't notice such petty things as "blue lips" and "shivering". and they can stay that way some time after the age 4 So the optimal strategy is for the husband to let the mother tell the kids, "Stop having fu...
by Derek
Sat May 29, 2010 4:55 pm
Forum: Stranger in a Strange Land
Topic: Once upon a time in America
Replies: 2703
Views: 706978

Re: Once upon a time in America

I hope I did not annoy you and that it will bring some true insights into the people's (not to say American) appreciation of aircon, cold air and cold water... I was definitely not annoyed! You would know if I had been. I'm the opposite of the typical American who is passive-aggressive about things...
by Derek
Fri May 28, 2010 5:56 pm
Forum: Stranger in a Strange Land
Topic: Once upon a time in America
Replies: 2703
Views: 706978

Re: Once upon a time in America

It is not simple cold water drinking that would make you sick, Derek. It is drinking ice cold water while you are vruć, zagrijan or oznojen. Also, do not drink water after eating apples. :nono: Wow. I don't know what to say. Or wait, actually I do. I have this awesome water that is always at the r...
by Derek
Fri May 28, 2010 3:07 pm
Forum: Stranger in a Strange Land
Topic: Once upon a time in America
Replies: 2703
Views: 706978

Re: Once upon a time in America

Long post prediction here. I have to reply to everyone in this interesting discussion which I can actually read. However, I drink cold water, with ice :cool: and I let my kid drink it too and I've been trashed for doing that more than once. That's one thing I don't believe in, that you can catch col...
by Derek
Thu May 27, 2010 10:50 pm
Forum: Stranger in a Strange Land
Topic: Once upon a time in America
Replies: 2703
Views: 706978

Re: Once upon a time in America

Moldy describes it PERFECTLY! :klap: :klap: :klap: I actually like the smell of basements after they've been flooded at least once. Mmm, moldy. I also find this an appropriate place to mention that I like the way Kaae smells. and our (grand^n)mothers gave birth in the field, I stared at this for a ...
by Derek
Thu May 27, 2010 4:57 pm
Forum: Stranger in a Strange Land
Topic: Once upon a time in America
Replies: 2703
Views: 706978

Re: Once upon a time in America

I have massive headache if I don't dry my hair completely and room temperature is not above ... i don't know, some number. And I really do, and it hurts, and I know how to prevent it. The pain doesn't go away if I think "this is only a Croatian imaginary illness". I think some people really have th...
by Derek
Thu May 27, 2010 3:30 pm
Forum: Stranger in a Strange Land
Topic: Once upon a time in America
Replies: 2703
Views: 706978

Re: Once upon a time in America

Bose nogice i kaputi... Možda je i problem u nama, nas percpiraju kao neke koje pretjeruju s oblačenjem, ono, prehladit ćeš jajnike i mjehur ako ovo i ono, i ono - nemoj na propuh. Jedna moja poznanica studirala kolegij Amerikanistika ili tako nešto na magisteriju na FF u ZG-u i Amerikanac jed...
by Derek
Mon May 17, 2010 1:55 pm
Forum: Stranger in a Strange Land
Topic: Once upon a time in America
Replies: 2703
Views: 706978

Re: Once upon a time in America

It turns out there were TWO mortgages/loans taken on the house that haven't been being paid. Their total is about $32,000 more than the current value of the house. The mortgages are owned by some out-of-town company... who may or may not know what the state of the house is. It looks like the mortgag...
by Derek
Mon May 17, 2010 5:07 am
Forum: Stranger in a Strange Land
Topic: Once upon a time in America
Replies: 2703
Views: 706978

Re: Once upon a time in America

Actually, I was serious about asbestos because my sister and her husband have recently bought a house in the US and, as an over-protective older sis, the first thing that came to my mind was asbestos It has none. One tiny house we first started liking a long time ago had an asbestos roof, though. T...
by Derek
Mon May 17, 2010 4:19 am
Forum: Stranger in a Strange Land
Topic: Once upon a time in America
Replies: 2703
Views: 706978

Re: Once upon a time in America

Good for you. You didn't have to delete the joke, I love bitter humor and I'm not Croatian. :mrgreen: I thought maybe you were asking about the asbestos in hopes we'd send you some, since ex-Yugoslavian people sure seem to think cancer-causing substances are cooooooooool, especially with coffee. Al...
by Derek
Mon May 17, 2010 4:07 am
Forum: Stranger in a Strange Land
Topic: Once upon a time in America
Replies: 2703
Views: 706978

Re: Once upon a time in America

Blago vam se ljudi, kako je lijepo biti mlad i savijati svoje gnijezdo :walk: .... mlad? I'm sorry, but you realize Kaae is joking when she says she's 17, right? I'm young and vigorous, sure, but Kaae's legs squeak like a rusty door when she spreads them, and one time while I was romancing her she ...
by Derek
Fri May 14, 2010 1:43 pm
Forum: Svastara
Topic: A Belated Congratulations to Mujica
Replies: 17
Views: 7312

A Belated Congratulations to Mujica

Dear Mujica, A very belated congratulations to you, Mujica (or should I call you José ?) on recently taking office as the President of Uruguay! [/url] All those years of fighting gorillas sure seem to have paid off. On behalf of the Badgerella.com administration, I can say that we are proud to have...
by Derek
Tue May 11, 2010 1:39 pm
Forum: Stranger in a Strange Land
Topic: Once upon a time in America
Replies: 2703
Views: 706978

Re: Once upon a time in America

Ne, ne, Svimb. Pa kako ne kuzis da uopce nije bitno je li muskarac zadovoljan kucom... Zasto bi to njima bilo vazno? Hoce li cistiti i spremati? Nece. Dakle svejedno je, sto se toga tice. Svejedno koliko ima prozora, je li ima svjetla... njih to ne brine. Spavat ce gdje mu postavim(o) krevet. Sjedi...
by Derek
Fri May 07, 2010 5:00 pm
Forum: Cemu sve ovo?
Topic: Upcoming Changes
Replies: 0
Views: 7959

Upcoming Changes

We are planning to make a few changes to these forums soon. Among them: - One or two gossipy forums will be made private and hidden to new users until they have made a certain number of posts. This will protect privacy. Currently, any newly-registered user can view all the gossip while making absolu...
by Derek
Wed May 05, 2010 10:08 am
Forum: Stranger in a Strange Land
Topic: Once upon a time in America
Replies: 2703
Views: 706978

Re: Once upon a time in America

See? It's just best for you, and us both, to schedule a visit to that house as soon as possible. You know, there is always at least some possibility that I'd hate what's in there. Some. I heard that Tito didn't really die in 1980; he hid away in America... and later died in all the houses that you ...
by Derek
Wed May 05, 2010 9:54 am
Forum: Stranger in a Strange Land
Topic: Once upon a time in America
Replies: 2703
Views: 706978

Re: Once upon a time in America

ronin wrote:ahaaaa...Derek navija za onu kraj bolnice... ;)
I don't want that one, but I'll probably NEED the one by the hospital if Kaae doesn't get what she wants, all the time. :P
by Derek
Wed May 05, 2010 9:40 am
Forum: Stranger in a Strange Land
Topic: Once upon a time in America
Replies: 2703
Views: 706978

Re: Once upon a time in America

i ja navijam za kučicu!! :D I think the house is only so-so. It has a nice color and a decent back-yard, and it looks good on the inside from what pictures can tell... but the neighborhood is only OK, the yard is rather small and REALLY close to another house, and it only has a really tiny shed as...
by Derek
Sat May 01, 2010 1:02 am
Forum: Pola foruma kulture
Topic: Što čitate?
Replies: 2060
Views: 553051

Re: Što čitate?

Kaae wrote:(This guy here is just extremely happy that... you know... once upon a time he read a book. A fucking book!)

I've never needed to read a fucking book. I'm just naturally gifted.
by Derek
Sat May 01, 2010 1:00 am
Forum: Pola foruma kulture
Topic: Što čitate?
Replies: 2060
Views: 553051

Re: Što čitate?

Pa onda Božja čestica by Leon Lederman; debela knjižurina, ali tako krasno i čitko pisana - naučit će vas i objasniti sve o fizici što možda niste naučili u školi; zabavno, humoristično - divno za čitanje. Eh, da sam imala takvog predavača, vjerojatno bih danas bila fizičarka! This is...
by Derek
Fri Apr 30, 2010 4:19 pm
Forum: Stranger in a Strange Land
Topic: Once upon a time in America
Replies: 2703
Views: 706978

Re: Once upon a time in America

So, basicallly, to cut the long story short, she should shut it and keep on working without complaints? Well, I suppose that's EXACTLY what Kaae does. It's totally understandable to be confused at times at a new job, especially someone in Kaae's position, where she basically skipped most of the tra...
by Derek
Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:37 pm
Forum: Stranger in a Strange Land
Topic: Once upon a time in America
Replies: 2703
Views: 706978

Re: Once upon a time in America

kaae, jesi ti potpisala neki ugovor da moraš tamo ostati neko vrijeme? jel tražiš dalje posao? In the US, the majority of jobs are "At Will" employment, which means that you, the employee, can quit at any time... and the employer can fire you at any time as well. Usually, though, employers will ...
by Derek
Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:25 pm
Forum: Stranger in a Strange Land
Topic: Once upon a time in America
Replies: 2703
Views: 706978

Re: Once upon a time in America

hebemu, ovaj zadnji opis uvjeta u toj firmi zvuči gotovo orvelovski. kontroliraju ti korake, kontroliraju aktivnosti...još samo da uvedu posebnu hranu i lijekove za "to i to" radno mjesto i eto pljunute 1981. :zid: I have no idea if this is some sort of sarcasm, joking or hyperbolic Croatian humo...
by Derek
Mon Apr 19, 2010 12:42 am
Forum: Stranger in a Strange Land
Topic: Once upon a time in America
Replies: 2703
Views: 706978

Re: Once upon a time in America

Nemoj kolutati očima na radni dan, to je još jedan korak ka konačnome cilju, Kaae the Forbes' newest star :meow: Thank you for helping to cultivate a good work ethic in Kaae! It sounds like her meeting with the company's bosses went pretty well, and now that we have her college grades evaluated,...